How to make triangles round

I’m still talking about my bathroom.  Having got really fed up with John Lewis’s surprisingly chaotic attempts to centralise its flooring service, I mugged them off (please John Lewis, pull yourself together, your country needs you to stay stable in these uncertain times) and ordered a roll of vinyl direct from the internet.  I found a number for someone who could fit it and the guy came round to see if he could help. [...]

2018-04-13T18:48:42+00:00

My perverse attitude to home decoration

It's Easter, so I, along with half the nation, am indulging in a spot of home decoration.  I'm painting the bathroom, (after removing the swollen MDF bath panel and manky floor tiles), and my son's bedroom, (after peeling off the blue tac zits). When I said indulging, I meant it.  I love this job. I like choosing colours, (a pale blue called Gauze in the bathroom, and quite a bright green in the boy's [...]

2018-03-29T22:13:11+00:00

How to make ringing the insurance company really fun

I have been meaning to ring the insurance company for weeks.  I know, that's possibly the least inspiring first line in the history of writing, let along blogging, but there's no other way to start. It kept reappearing on my list, moving up and down it, never getting crossed out, never not needing to be done.  Why was I delaying?  Because of the tedium of it, because of the time it would take, because [...]

2018-03-21T11:26:56+00:00

How it cost me £480 to edit one page of my website and even that was a bit rubbish

I have just spent a whole day on my website.  It's run by Wordpress, as you can probably see, and yes, it's not finished.  It's not just the whole day I've spent on it, it's the ... let me see ... four and a half months I have spent finding all sorts of imaginative ways to avoid doing it.  So, if I charge £60 an hour for my time, (more for commercial mediation) that's [...]

2018-03-21T13:39:09+00:00

What I admire about Donald Trump

Donald Trump has been in office for a hundred days, and don’t we know it?  The Muslim ban, the wall, the over promotion of his family, the reliance of the detestable Bannon, Spicer (the PR guy who’s responsible for more PR cock-ups than the brand he’s supposed to be protecting), it’s been aired to death. The other message that’s getting a lot of traction is Trump's admission that the job is a lot harder than [...]

2018-03-21T11:47:32+00:00